| Friday, July 17th, 2009 |
| 12:17 pm |
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| Saturday, July 11th, 2009 |
| 11:01 am |
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| Friday, July 3rd, 2009 |
| 8:55 am |
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| Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 |
| 5:16 pm |
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| Thursday, May 7th, 2009 |
| 2:33 am |
Just back this very minute from the midnight screening of JJ's Star Trek. Damned fine movie. Damned fine. Leonard Nimoy remains as ass-kicking as ever. Time to sleep now. RIP Porthos VII. |
| Thursday, April 9th, 2009 |
| 5:53 pm |
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| Sunday, March 22nd, 2009 |
| 1:07 pm |
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| Thursday, March 19th, 2009 |
| 8:42 am |
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| Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 |
| 7:14 pm |
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| Friday, February 20th, 2009 |
| 8:38 pm |
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| Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 |
| 8:55 pm |
Y'know, I'm noticing some thunderous applause lately.... |
| Wednesday, January 14th, 2009 |
| 6:55 am |
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| Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 |
| 11:34 am |
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| Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 |
| 8:59 am |
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| Friday, December 12th, 2008 |
| 8:51 am |
My Further Adventures
Yesterday, I was responsible for the purchase of a boobinjar, and Australian television instructed me on how to get strippers sent to my cellphone. |
| Thursday, December 11th, 2008 |
| 12:53 am |
Australian television just assured me that the country is dealing with a horde of feral camels. |
| Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 |
| 8:40 pm |
Dear Diary, Today I watched an eight year old Jewish girl tell 200 Aro Valley stoners to support the Holocaust, then the house we were at tried to pee on SSar. It was the best day ever. |
| Monday, September 29th, 2008 |
| 3:07 pm |
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| Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 |
| 2:17 pm |
Also, the newspaper computed for me today that if you were born on 9/9/99, today you turn 9. |
| 8:25 am |
Did I turn into John Cusack and nobody decided to tell me?
Well, here I am again in Sydney. Here I am again at the Quay West. And, just like last time, they've put me in room 1408. I remain fairly unhaunted, but I can't help but get the feeling the hotel's management is trying to tell me something. |